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Punching the Clown (2009)
Directed by Gregori Viens Written by Gregori Viens, Henry Phillips Edited by Gregori Viens
Starring Henry Phillips, Ellen Ratner
*** out of 5 pesky boulders
91 minutes, unrated
*** out of 5 pesky boulders
91 minutes, unrated
Double feature it with: The Big Picture or Bob Roberts
Cut to the Chase An indie comedy about a drifting post-modern troubadour whose sudden meteoric rise to success threatens to unravel just as quickly. Uneven, funny, occasionally brilliant.
“Michelagelo apparently once said, um, that if people knew how hard he worked, they wouldn’t call him a genius and I think with me, it’s sort of the opposite. You know, I think that if people knew how little I worked on this stuff, I don’t think they would say that I suck.” — Henry Phillips
Punching the Clown opens with singer/songwriter Henry Phillips (played by singer/songwriter Henry Phillips*) telling his tale to the host of a late night radio show (a conceit reminiscent of Joe Dirt, a favorite guilty pleasure.) The gimmick works almost as well in this smart and funny satire about a post-modern folksinger/comedian whose life on the road takes an unexpected detour to Tinsel Town.
After a long Sisyphean musical journey to nowhere, destitute Henry heads to Hollywood to crash with his brother Matt (Matt Walker), a struggling actor. Matt connects Henry with agent Ellen Pinsky (Ellen Ratner), a graduate of the Broadway Danny Rose school of small time pure-hearted personal managers.
After a quick meet and greet, Ellen convinces Henry to swing his musical schtick at Espresso Yourself Cafe Bar’s open mike night. Even after Henry wows the hipster crowd, Ellen isn’t sure how to peg or promote her newest client, but she promises him exposure if he performs at her friend’s glitzy Hollywood party. A technical glitch thwarts the effort but triggers a chain of convoluted events that accidentally make Henry an overnight success. But how long will it last?
How long does anything last? We’re all doomed anyway.
Punching the Clown is top heavy with ambling set up, but the party scene introduces a welcome shift in momentum and tone. In mocking the shallow, self-serving wheelers and dealers that define Hollywood’s vapid culture, this shindig rivals other favorite movie parties — Breakfast at Tiffany’s (the best of the best) and I Shot Andy Warhol (no slouch either).
I hate parties. Unless they’re in movies. Either way, I’m always sitting on a couch watching from a safe distance.
According to a CinemaBlend.com interview, co-writers Phillips and Viens first envisioned Punching the Clown as a mockumentary based on Henry Phillips’ real life experiences as a singer/songwriter/comedian. After studio financing fell through, Phillips and Viens — whose friendship began as UCLA students — decided to fund the production privately.
I wish I had money to make a movie. Oh well.
Instead of actively pursuing a goal, Henry’s role is to respond to a series of absurd characters and capricious circumstances. This renders him a passive protagonist. I fell into the same trap when I began writing thinly veiled semi-autobiographical plays and screenplays.
Anyway, the supporting cast is appealing, particularly Ellen Ratner as Henry’s long-suffering agent.
At best, Punching the Clown calls to mind 1989’s The Big Picture, Christopher Guest’s feature debut, a charming satire about a recent film school grad who similarly gets chewed up and regurgitated by show biz.
Don’t stay up too late watching Netflix movies! Your pal, Sisyphus Jones
UPDATE: No longer available on Netflix streaming — it was up when I wrote this review three years ago and left it as an unpublished draft until now.
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* See my review of The Trip for another case of an actor playing a semi-fictious version of himself
** Check out Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop (2011) for another variation on the addicted-to-performing theme
*** Neither would my mother, a nice old Jewish lady from New Jersey. I wouldn’t watch this movie with her, because she’d start talking back to it, saying things like, “Why do young people think foul language is funny? Bob Newhart never used foul language and he was quite humorous.”
Why Men Hate Knock-Off Bags
Recently, I came across a list of 22 trends men hate. #18 really caught my eye:
#18. Knock-Off Bags | “We can tell. Cut it out.”
Finally someone had the cojones to admit this!
Of course men can tell the difference between genuine designer articles and counterfeit facsimiles. It’s a sixth sense men are born with but rarely publicize because it makes us sound gay. Duh.
Naturally, women rely on a similar sixth sense about men. For example, when a woman encounters a certain specimen of middle-aged man behind the wheel of a European sports car, she makes one of three conclusions: (a) he’s driving a midlife crisis-mobile, (b) he’s compensating for a microscopic penis, or (c) all of the above. (Similarly, women know to avoid men with delusional comb-overs or small feet.)
Our sixth sense operates just like airport security. When our X-ray brains detect your suspicious package as faux, we tag you as a security risk and put you on our secret no-fly list.
Also, we draw the following reasonable conclusions:
Basically, if you’re willing to lie about a dumb bag, what else will you lie to us about? Your age? I.Q.? Bra size? ATM password?
That’s the real reason men hate knock-off bags. Real men know that real women always buy authentic designer bags.
As Martin Luther King, Jr. once said, the true character of a woman is measured not by her words but by the authenticity of her handbag and its contents.
Amen.
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Tennessee Blesses Bullies
Whenever I hear about bullies being victimized (which has become oh so trendy lately), a part of my soul SHRIVELS UP AND DIES.
The liberal media makes it like bullies are bad! (What are they trying to hide?)
Did anyone ever stop to think…maybe these so called bully victims had it coming because they call attention to themselves by dressing and acting strangely and maybe the bully is actually performing a valuable service by calling it to their attention.
I got my ass whooped plenty when I was a kid and look at me now. Why, if only I had their addresses I would send each and every one of my former bullies a thank you card and a lovely basket of fruit.
Maybe these freaky geeky kids should just turn the channel from GLEE to GOD!
On a personal note, I’d like to thank Tennessee for having the courage to push back in the name of oppressed bullies everywhere.
WTG, Tennessee. You go girl!
Amen.
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Hanging on the wall of my father’s home office is a framed and matted scratchboard piece I made in high school. A guy beating a bongo drum. Actually, it’s a character from a story I wrote when I was 15.
I created the Bongo Drummer in Mr. Krigstein’s illustration class. I was 16 or 17. I forget. What I do remember is how much I hated Mr. Krigstein for foisting scratchboard on us.
Creating an image with scratchboard is difficult. Basically, you etch away at the outer black wax coating with an Exacto knife to reveal the white board beneath. It’s a painstaking and unforgiving medium because there’s no margin for error. No way to erase a mistake. Your best hope is to plan ahead and think in reverse about light and shadow.
I was lousy at scratchboard. It exposed all of my weaknesses. So I hated it. And I hated Krigstein.
He was a stocky old Jewish fellow with round glasses that made him look owlish. When he was mad — and he angered easily — he seemed to froth at the mouth like a demented junkyard Doberman. The most minor of classroom disturbances triggered his coiled spring bark.
Once, I mustered the courage to publicly challenge his abuse of power. Krigstein fixed me in his unwavering raptor gaze and said, “Know what? You, Mr. Jones, you’re CONNIVING.”
I looked up the word as soon as I got home. Conniving? Me? Krigstein promised we’d only suffer scratchboard for a single semester, then changed his mind and sentenced us to an entire year of that torture. If anyone was conniving, it was him.
Conniving indeed.
One day, Krigstein focused his vindictive hostility on this kid Alex for wearing a sleeveless shirt to school. He made a huge stink about it and then ordered Alex to cover up with a jacket. When Alex refused, Krigstein sent him to the principal’s office. All this over a shirt.
Alex was one of those tough kids you tried to avoid. In junior year, my friend Bob C. started hanging out with Alex and his tough kid crowd. One day, Bob approached to deliver a message on Alex’s behalf which must have been awkward for him. Bob said, “Alex wants you to know that if you don’t stay away from Susan K., he’s gonna kick your ass.”
At the time, I was hopelessly infatuated with Susan K. Although justifiably intimidated by the threat of violence, I also found it horribly romantic. What better way to profess my undying love for Susan than to risk personal safety just to keep flirting with her in the hallways? Sure, it would hurt if Alex kicked my ass. It would hurt a lot. But then I’d be the hero who refused to back down. In the name of love. It was clearly win-win for me.
Thankfully, Alex never made good on his threat but I remained wary of him. Still, when Krigstein picked a fight over that stupid sleeveless shirt, I felt sorry for Alex. I sided with the guy who threatened to kick my ass over Susan K. That’s how much I hated the evil Krigstein.
In the ongoing story of my silly little life, I vilify people that assign me the futile task of pushing a metaphorical boulder up the hill. So I constructed a dismissive paint-by-numbers portrait of Krigstein as a sadistic, tyrannical taskmaster. He was probably one of those embittered failed artists who wound up teaching high school after running out of options. Soon enough, I’d be done with high school. He would never be free. So screw him.
This morning I’m reading a Facebook thread about Art & Design faculty written by a bunch of former schoolmates. 34 years ago they belonged to a clique of avid comic book aficionados. Some of them achieved the dream of working in comics professionally and beyond.
I shared few of the same teachers with this crowd — I majored in illustration and then theater design (but the latter was a ploy to qualify for a high school internship at Circle Rep to jam my foot in the theater door as an aspiring actor). Anyway, when Krigstein’s name comes up in the thread I don’t immediately connect the dots. At first, the name doesn’t even ring a bell. It’s all rather foggy. Then, somebody incants that dreaded word. Scratchboard. All these memories flood back.
I’m fascinated to learn that Krigstein was actually an important artist, perhaps only known by select fans of comic book art and professionals in the field, but still an influential figure who made some groundbreaking art.
This information asks me to dust off and reframe an old story. In that reframed narrative, Krigstein doesn’t become any less of an asshole. But I become more of one.
In that state of hysterical adolescent blindness, a side effect of youthful hubris, I mistook Krigstein for a nobody with nothing valuable to teach me. And so I learned nothing in his class. In retrospect, that’s kind of sad. Worse, in the fickle flickering of irony’s harsh light, I am a 50 year old embittered failed artist living the consequences of limited options.
Yet, my father liked that bongo drummer scatchboard I made in Krigstein’s class enough to have it matted and framed. It hangs yet on the wall of his office. And it’s not the worst thing I ever made.
http://m.newyorker.com/archive/2002/07/22/020722crbo_books?currentPage=1
Driving My Daisy
I got my very first driver’s license around two years ago. I drive all the time now. It’s weird because being a non-driver was a core part of my adult identity. It hardly seems like a big deal now but I never thought I’d surmount the mental blocks that kept me from behind the wheel.
Even now, when driving I’m occasionally overwhelmed with a sense of surreal disbelief. Is this me? Driving? Seriously? Holy crap! How did I get away with this?
Every time I reach a destination by car it’s like living a little miracle. Or pulling off the perfect crime.
To celebrate two years of legal driving, here’s a random sampling of my inner monologue when I’m driving about in my tiny turquoise Honda Fit.
1. That speech Christopher Walken delivers in Annie Hall is so true. With just a subtle flick of the wrist I too could drive into oncoming traffic.
2. Hey buddy, I’ve only been driving for two years. What’s your excuse?!!
3. Commuting to work makes me feel a profound kinship with Fred Flintstone.
4. Oh boy I’m exhausted! I think I’ll take a little nappypoo on the drive home.
5. For 48 years I was a pedestrian, a cyclist, and a taker of mass transit. I left a teeny tiny carbon footprint. So I earned the right to drive everywhere. I’d drive from the couch to the bathroom if I could.
6. It’s so liberating to sing in my car at the top of my lungs with nobody to judge me except me, the harshest self-critic of all. Hey, I wonder if anybody else is listening to Queen. Oh my God I can’t believe I still listen to Queen. How embarrassing.
7. Ha! Look at that schmuck peddling to work on his broken down bicycle! Hey, that used to be me. SUCKER!
8. Hey jackass! Pick a lane! Any lane!
9. I feel guilty and ashamed when I turn from NPR to the classic rock station but nobody will ever know.
10. Hey asshole! Use your directional!
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TV Haiku
In which I pay haiku tribute to beloved TV personalities from my misspent youth.
Homophobic Landlord
Roper the landlord
avoided sex with his wife.
Assumed Jack was gay.
Stone-Aged Alienation
Tiny green Martian.
Superior intellect.
Flintstone’s nemesis
Exit, Stage Left
Mr. Snagglepuss
was a pink mountain lion
with affectations.
Junk in the Trunk
Snuffleupagus!
First, imaginary friend.
Now, very much real.
Southern Dog Blues
Huckleberry Hound
Tennessee Williams’ blue dog
loved his Clementine
Brunettes Have More Fun
Jeannie’s twin sister
identical but brunette
and much sexier
Horse Gaslights Man
To drive him insane,
Ed only spoke to Wilbur.
What a sick bastard.
Shwing! You Spoke French
Lovely Morticia
could make Gomez pitch a tent
by just speaking French
Good Strokes Bad Strokes
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The Trip (2010)
“Everything is exhausting in your forties.”
Directed by Michael Winterbottom
Starring Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon as themselves
***1/2 out of 5 pesky boulders
Bottom line: This British bromance foodie roadtrip comedy is light on plot but nicely spiced with witty banter and amusing impressions, gorgeous scenery, and food porn.
Perhaps because the dialogue is largely improvised, the Netflix blurb writer misidentifies The Trip as a mockumentary. (Dear Netflix: Please fire your lazy blurb writer and hire me. I’m not doing anything special right now). Actually, The Trip is a bromance foodie road movie. Think a British Sideways but instead of touring Napa Valley wine country, pals Steve Coogan (played by Coogan) and Rob Brydon (Brydon) embark on a foodie tour through Northern England.
The trip was meant to be a writing assignment and romantic getaway arranged by Coogan’s young American girlfriend Misha until the couple decided to go on relationship hiatus. Although Misha has returned to the States to pursue her writing career, Coogan decides to go through with the trip anyway, presumably to write the article himself and also because the magazine is picking up the tab so why waste an all expense-paid trip? (Although, I don’t recall Coogan ever taking a single note while sampling the cuisine).
Coogan invites his pal Brydon in Misha’s place, but only after his second and third choice decline. They’re both working actors but Coogan is a melancholy, skirt-chasing divorced father of a teenage son and Brydon is an even-tempered family man with a young wife and new baby. After departing London, the friends drive, walk, banter, and eat their way through progressively lovelier stretches of Northern England countryside.
It takes a while for Coogan to accept that Brydon isn’t Misha and the trip will be anything but a romantic getaway. Mostly, the friends exchange witty banter while shoveling down high-class grub, driving, and touring various points of picturesque interest. None of this advances anything that resembles a traditional plot which Coogan knowingly acknowledges in the following clip:
Throughout, Brydon performs spontaneous impressions that approach a Robin Williams I-just-can’t-stop pathology. Coogan is occasionally amused, but more often irritated or even threatened. Often, a gauntlet is thrown down that sparks delightful duels of competitive impressionist oneupmanship. The ongoing dueling Michael Caine contest is particularly inspired.
A throwaway line that Brydon delivers in the voice of Woody Allen actually made me laugh out loud. At least, I think so. I’m more of a laugh-on-the-inside personality than a routine LOL-er, but this particular line triggered a vocal explosion that sounded something like the baritone mating call of a congested crocodile.
Along the way, Coogan wrestles with a few crossroads decisions that manifest in a string of anxiety dreams. Should he give it another go with Misha which might take considerable effort or continue to have meaningless sex with women he barely knows which, on the bright side, requires extremely little effort? Also, Coogan worries that as he approaches middle-age (he’s been forty-one for three years in a row now), his acting career may be festering in a holding pattern. Should he hold out for a breakthrough role in a feature film that may never come, or accept an American television offer that will require living away from his children for up to seven years?
In contrast, Brydon seems perfectly content to be who and where he is.
Otherwise, The Trip never pretends to be a straightforward plot-driven comedy. Leave that to the Americans. This is gentle, ambling, character-driven comedy spiced with witty banter and amusing impressions (although, being a stupid American, some were obscure to me), gorgeous scenery, and food porn shots of chefs preparing artful dishes in restaurant kitchens. (Oh, maybe that’s why the blurb writer thought this was a mockumentary!)
The typical American comedy would have punched the bromance angle harder and squeezed out a more sentimental ending. In a more subtle, understated and English way, The Trip manages to convey that even when they grate on each other’s nerves, Coogan and Brydon share a mutual affection that flows as steady and deep as a silent underground stream even when they take their long-time friendship for granted.
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